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MUSIC REBEL HEART | MADONNA Expected Release: March 10 Growing up is scary, but never fear—while you’re freaking out about the fact you’re about to cross the stage this spring or that “OMG FRESHMAN YEAR IS ALMOST OVER,” Madonna is steady killing it at age 56, proving that, yes, there is the potential to be old and awesome. (And, let’s be real, equipped with pretty badass biceps.) The OG pop diva’s thirteenth(!) studio album drops this month and features intriguing collaborations with individuals like Chance the Rapper, Nicki Minaj and even Mike Tyson. Because, really, why wouldn’t it?

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THE DIVERGENT SERIES: INSURGENT Expected Premiere: March 20 The series’ second installment stars Shailene Woodley rocking her The Fault in Our Stars hair—all while kicking some serious ass, of course. The cast features Theo James, Naomi Watts and Woodley’s TFIOS co-star, Ansel Elgort, and the plot? We’ll let IMDB do the talking: “[Tris] must confront her inner demons and continue her fight against a powerful alliance which threatens to tear her society apart.” Thanks, Internet!

COMMUNITY Expected Season Premiere: March 17

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The main reason for the sixth season of this epic show? The hugely dedicated cult fan base of Community straight-up fought for it. We’re not sure what exactly is in store for the characters during the show’s sure-to-be-hilarious final season, but we do know that any show with a rabid following like this one is worth checking out.

AROUND THE WEB EXCELLENT WAYS TO WASTE TIME

RAINYMOOD.COM

In a bad mood and in need of some moping weather? This site—the closest thing to an Eeyore-esque personal rain cloud in existence—will play any song you choose paired with the sound of rain in the background. Warning: side effects may include self-pity, vulnerability and overdramatic tweets.

OMFGDOGS.COM

The premise: herds of dogs run around while electronic music plays and a rainbow background flashes. Basically, it’s just a really great alternative to taking acid. And the best time to go on this website? When you’re supposed to be studying for important exams, naturally.

TEXASTROPHE.COM

For this brilliant website, the creator finds people who post their phone numbers publicly on Craigslist ads, prank texts them, and posts the hilarious screenshots. It’s thoroughly entertaining, incredibly funny, and mostly just a very obvious example of why you should never, ever post your number online. STUDYBREAKS.COM | MARCH 2015 | 55